TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part X
12-09-2017, 05:28 AM
Might be the wrong thing to do but when I let the dogs out I stood on the cold concrete and it felt great.
12-09-2017, 05:33 AM
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12-09-2017, 05:34 AM
12-09-2017, 05:36 AM
Wasn't too bad, Doc, I've had worse cuts than that on my eyeball. My Grandpa used that for every situation.
12-09-2017, 05:38 AM
Sex life is flagging. Doctor says to take up jogging. Jog 5 miles a day and call me in a week. Call Doctor, he asks how my sex life is. How in hell do I know, I'm 35 miles from home.
12-09-2017, 05:40 AM
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A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
12-09-2017, 05:59 AM
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12-09-2017, 06:00 AM
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Bigger shoes..... werked for me!