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Old 12-06-2017, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Let's get to the bottom line on the capacity of this magnificent piece of computer gadgetry...how many **** videos will it hold?
We have a database server that has 21TB of storage capacity. So, take the below calculation and multiply by 21




http://www.timothytiah.com/2007/02/1...abyte-of-****/

For those of you who don’t know, 1 terabyte = 1,024 GB.

Now lets put things into perspective.

1 terabyte = 1,024 GB = 1,048,576 MB

Assuming a good quality movie is 700MB for one and a half hours.

(1,048,576/700) = 1,498 movies.

Since each movie is one and a half hours, 1,498 movies is 2,247 hours.

So if you were going to watch one terabyte of ****… it would take you 93 days (3 months) non-stop assuming you don’t eat, ****, sleep or do anything other than watch ****!
 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
We have a database server that has 21TB of storage capacity. So, take the below calculation and multiply by 21




http://www.timothytiah.com/2007/02/1...abyte-of-****/

For those of you who don’t know, 1 terabyte = 1,024 GB.

Now lets put things into perspective.

1 terabyte = 1,024 GB = 1,048,576 MB

Assuming a good quality movie is 700MB for one and a half hours.

(1,048,576/700) = 1,498 movies.

Since each movie is one and a half hours, 1,498 movies is 2,247 hours.

So if you were going to watch one terabyte of ****… it would take you 93 days (3 months) non-stop assuming you don’t eat, ****, sleep or do anything other than watch ****!
What about wiping? Is there time allotted to wipe?
 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:42 PM
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That's allot of tissue and hand lotion. Better buy in bulk!
 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:43 PM
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If you are a fast wiper or can multitask then there is time for that
 
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I am calling bs on those numbers, Marcus. No one in the history of porno ever watched one for an hour and a half.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I am calling bs on those numbers, Marcus. No one in the history of porno ever watched one for an hour and a half.
If you add up all the times I watched it would total.....wait, what?
 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:48 PM
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I was always under the impression all ***** had 1 scene.
 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:49 PM
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Hey Tim, Mick, Marky Dos, Dan.....

Headed out to the shop to tinker on a 4 wheeler...
 
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Hey, Jack. Hope all is well with you. Are you and Lil' Bit celebrating Christmas together?
 
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We are Mick, and I have done exactly ZERO shopping so far.

I'll get er done. I always procrastinate. Hope yours is a Merry Christmas my friend...
 


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