Phil Knight isn't his real name, just his mo****r! Hey, what happened there?

 

You said the 'm' word.

 

Well, *&^% !!!

 

Perhaps Izzo would let us scrub the bad word list?

 

The chances of us getting admin/mod control are about the same as getting quarterlies on 2 consecutive days/nights

 

You're a dreamer!

 

Why? Are the chances not even that good?

 

I'm thinking you put up a Lenny Bruce video we'll find out what words are on the list.

 

Excuse me, Sir, can you tell our audience during which appearance of Halley's Comet the sex was better?

 

An old joke I remember hearing from a Redd Foxx album

2 guys are sitting on a park bench. One tells the other "Ya know, I can still do it twice! The other guy scoffs and asks "Which one do you like best?" The first guy replies "I think the Autumn"