Hey, get even with her and say....How would you like to feel old age creeping up on you?

 

I like that...gonna have to use it.....

 

life is good, *****!!

 

I tell ya , kids seem to be getting a lot smarter these days . My grandson was in a spelling bee the other day and the word he had to spell was” minuscule “. After spelling it correctly, they asked if he could use it in a sentence. He replied, “ Grandpas chances of getting any from Grandma tonight are minuscule at best.

 

Yep, Chuck. I was, at that age, asked to use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. I said...Teacher, urinate but if you had big **** you'd be a 10.

 

Alright ... are we gonna have a run on "Little Johnny" jokes? :>)

 

So the teacher asked and Johnny said, A woodcock is a weather vane. Very good, Johnny, can you tell us why they use a ****. Yeah, if they used a ***** the wind would blow through it and mess the whole thing up.

 

So the teacher asks Lil Johnny to spell "womb" and use it in a sentence.

Lil Johnny "W-O-M-B...That is the sound you ear when 2 elephants are *&^%$#@ in the jungle....WHOOM WHOOM!!"

 

Back from Holmes Depot. Took the bike with this guy

 

They finally got to "R" in the alphabet without calling on Johnny. The teacher thought "R" was safe, so she called on him.

"Rats!" said Johnny.
After a sigh of relief, the teacher said, "Good, Johnny. Now use it in a sentence."

"Big freaking rats with ***** this long!"