Thongs, cinnamon buns and pocket pool. The well rounded exposure to life's mysteries/pleasures is what the TOAK is about.

 

 

If you do scratch while playing pocket pool, the preferred method is the "Pinch & Roll"

 

I wish I could own that, but the rest of it reads 'except for the King'. It's tough to read... it's a high traffic area.

 

Afternoon Woods.

 

Howdy Russ!

 

Hey Marcus...been out in the yard shuffling and fixing the !@#$%^&* phone line the Kristi's yard boy keeps weed whacking.

 

Hey all! Mine says front and back. Does that count?

 

It's a good thing because if you got that thong on backwards, you'd have a hell of a camel toe

 

There are things I like about Ag shows.
They open with the national anthem over the sound system and at that point in time everyone typically without exception, immediately stops what they're doing and silently pays attention to the nearest flag. Glad to see some midwestern-style patriotism still exists at these events.
I also like to undress cute moms with my eyes.