Hell, Al knows everybody. Several years ago he goes to Vatican City. He is on the balcony with the Pope. From way back in the crowd a guy said, "Who is the dude with the pointed hat?" Another guy says, "I have no idea but he's with Al".

 

Sounds about right. I'm out, have a good weekend. Thank you to all the vet's and Happy 242nd to the Marine core.

 

Mick, wasn't that story in "Vatican News Now" for 3 weeks? It was all they could talk about

 

See ya, Original. Tell Tina she is one lucky woman!

 

Have a good one, OG!

 

Wouldn't have been such a story had the Pope not revealed his affinity for Kawasaki motorcycles and snowblowers. On a sad note the Pope has discontinued the sale of tobacco products in the Vatican.

 

How will the altar boys get the taste of semen out of their mouths without Marlboro or Copenhagen?

 

One hour Martinizing?

 

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest.

The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back."

Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.

"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."

Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situationā€”surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?"

The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

 

Sorry, that was really bad (but funny)