I'll have both of you know they also come in adult size.

 

Urban legend! Wait...are we talkin you or me or Terry?

 

I can only speak for myself so you may be right.

 

Damn, walked into that like a blind man into a pile of dog ****

 

My hot tub consists of my bathtub and farting.

 

That is really more than I cared to know about aardvarks.

 

That's the true mark of ingenuity....why buy a tub when you can just buy some beans

 

LOL, mine is a Hot Springs I bought about 20 years ago, used. It does not owe me anything that is for sure. Ex OL wanted it, poured concrete, ran electric, built fence, she never got in it once. Had a lot of fun in there for awhile after the divorce though.

 

With the jets on, you can fart with confidence, even in mixed company............

 

Sorry to revert to a previous conversation, but this came to mind

"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches. "