Hey, Marcus and Chuck. Pull the tab on a cold one and belly up.

 

Hi Chuck!

 

I'm getting a free meal, maybe I should re-state that, the tax payers are buying me dinner.


I'm going for the stake!

 

An excellent entrée selection, sir, and for your sides?

 

Go with the baked tater

 

That would be an obvious choice but Chuck may opt for the vegetables so as to present a sleeker physique when hot tub diving.

 

I could always switch my technique from back flip to cannon ball !

 

Extra points for creativity

 

A much safer maneuver and it will be scored accordingly by the judges.

 

Hahaha!