TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part X
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10-27-2017, 05:54 AM
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10-27-2017, 05:57 AM
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What if the vacuum cleaner hose isn't big enough?
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10-27-2017, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by
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What if the vacuum cleaner hose isn't big enough?
Go for the shop vac!
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10-27-2017, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by
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Can't really complain much about that issue, I'm not married
LOL. I've heard that before... Well, 60% of marriages fail. I'd say 6 out of 10 women can use more radiant smiles.
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10-27-2017, 06:02 AM
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I always use that one with the girlfriend.
I thought they were the perfect couple, I just don't understand why he stepped out on her.
Honey, I can explain that!
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10-27-2017, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by
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LOL. I've heard that before... Well, 60% of marriages fail. I'd say 6 out of 10 women can use more radiant smiles.
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10-27-2017, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by
fireman031967
I always use that one with the girlfriend.
I thought they were the perfect couple, I just don't understand why he stepped out on her.
Honey, I can explain that!
Uh huh, yuup!
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10-27-2017, 06:06 AM
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It was the Denver Broncos sweatshirt that caused the relationship to fail....that's my theory
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10-27-2017, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by
fireman031967
Girlfriend is pushing the doc issue, I told her a bj would make me feel better, needless to say, that hasn't happened, yet
Did you tell her it would make her feel better too?