TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part X

QC · 2017-09-08 16:06:56

Nothing worse than a "sand shagger".

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#12211

10-25-2017 | 10:18 AM

Oldskewl

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Nothing worse than a "sand *******".

#12212

10-25-2017 | 10:19 AM

PapaThiele

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RIP Fats Domino

#12213

10-25-2017 | 10:20 AM

DanHappy

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Could sell it outright maybe? Might not need that much Vasaline at the stealership.

#12214

10-25-2017 | 10:21 AM

PapaThiele

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Mornin Dan...can't remember if I caught you earlier and can't be arsed to go back and look

#12215

10-25-2017 | 10:22 AM

Uncle Larry

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Originally Posted by PapaThiele

RIP Fats Domino

No more thrills :>(

#12216

10-25-2017 | 10:23 AM

PapaThiele

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Who will maintain Blueberry Hill?

#12217

10-25-2017 | 10:23 AM

corliss@bakerdrivetrain.com

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Originally Posted by rwhisen

Yes Erica works there but she's relocating to Denver soon.

In the mean time, this is me when I win the lottery....
https://youtu.be/IvE84AGMWpE

I think that's Kapernick. Morning woods.

#12218

10-25-2017 | 10:25 AM

Uncle Larry

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All hail OG

#12219

10-25-2017 | 10:25 AM

zal

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Originally Posted by PapaThiele

RIP Fats Domino

ain’t that a shame

#12220

10-25-2017 | 10:27 AM

Honey-Badger

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quit your complainin'... she must be worth it. lol.

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Originally Posted by Oldskewl

Wife: Honey, I want a RG like yours so i can carry my stuff around in the saddle bags and have gPS and a nice stereo. But I gotta have the 2018 in Red HC (Hard Candy) color and 10" apes... Oh, I also need it dropped about an inch to I'm not tippy toe when I come to a stop....

Me: Babe, last year I bought you a 2017 Softail Slim S with a 110", bought a windshield, ape hangers, boom audio for music, a Thunderheader exhaust, SE intake and a PV tuner. Your bike runs like a raped ape. There ain't a M8 that can keep up with you, your bike gets more looks than anyone else's... And, it only has 3,000 miles on it.

Wife: I know and I love you so much but it doesn't have saddlebags and I get sore riding a softail after a couple hours...

Me: The bike you're looking at is about $28k without exhaust, lowering kit, intake or tuner.

Wife:... So!~ It's about the money... In other words I'm only worthy of a shitty softail..

Me... I'll call the dealer in the morning.

WTF!!! OMFG!!!!! KILL ME NOW