TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part X
What is the hell is that? Zucchini? In a chocolate cake?
Al, I have time....I am drinking this coffee very slowly.
Mornin', Russ....I know that I've told the story before..but here it is again...
I came home one day and my wife says " I made a chocolate cake"..I love chocolate cake. She cuts me a big piece and I start eating it and something is not quite right. I say " Something is not right, it has a funny taste and a weird texture" She says " Oh, I put zu**hini in it, I got a recipe from someone"....I said " You put *&^%^&* zu**hini in a chocolate cake, why in the hell would you do that"..she says " I didn't want to waste it"...I said, 'Well you wasted every other ingredient that you put in the cake, because I AM NOT eating it"..
I came home one day and my wife says " I made a chocolate cake"..I love chocolate cake. She cuts me a big piece and I start eating it and something is not quite right. I say " Something is not right, it has a funny taste and a weird texture" She says " Oh, I put zu**hini in it, I got a recipe from someone"....I said " You put *&^%^&* zu**hini in a chocolate cake, why in the hell would you do that"..she says " I didn't want to waste it"...I said, 'Well you wasted every other ingredient that you put in the cake, because I AM NOT eating it"..
Al, starving kids in India would have eaten it. Whew, thought I had wasted that on Greg earlier.
Mornin', Russ....I know that I've told the story before..but here it is again...
I came home one day and my wife says " I made a chocolate cake"..I love chocolate cake. She cuts me a big piece and I start eating it and something is not quite right. I say " Something is not right, it has a funny taste and a weird texture" She says " Oh, I put zu**hini in it, I got a recipe from someone"....I said " You put *&^%^&* zu**hini in a chocolate cake, why in the hell would you do that"..she says " I didn't want to waste it"...I said, 'Well you wasted every other ingredient that you put in the cake, because I AM NOT eating it"..
I came home one day and my wife says " I made a chocolate cake"..I love chocolate cake. She cuts me a big piece and I start eating it and something is not quite right. I say " Something is not right, it has a funny taste and a weird texture" She says " Oh, I put zu**hini in it, I got a recipe from someone"....I said " You put *&^%^&* zu**hini in a chocolate cake, why in the hell would you do that"..she says " I didn't want to waste it"...I said, 'Well you wasted every other ingredient that you put in the cake, because I AM NOT eating it"..
*&^%$%^& zu**hini is one of those things that everyone who has a garden grows it....and then can't wait to give it away. Seems like they can'
t wait to get rid of it.
t wait to get rid of it.
It is good breaded and fried and it is good in zuchini bread and it is good seasoned and baked with squash, after that, yuk!
My wife's favorite phrase is " You can't even taste it" and my response is " Then , why bother putting it in?"
The following users liked this post:
Uncle Larry (10-24-2017)