Poser's Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VIII
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Frozelandia, Minnysota
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Solar heating sure werks in Minnysota. 4* out and the white stuff is melting on the cage windows outside. Probably helped that I brushed the most of it off first... Damn, that wind's cold!
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Yup cold with a chance of shivers. 2 to 4 inches forecast leading to cuddling and possible 6 inches before midnight.... Watching the Detroit news....DitDitDit, DotDotDot Breaking Savage News! Dumb *** driving down the I-94 Freeway arm out da window POP POP POP ma cah was hit Dumb *** Mo fo shot out ma Tires! Newscaster (News Bimbette) : Did you seeda gun? Victim: I seen da flames I nose when I'm bein' shot....Bimbette: Multiple cars! Multiple shooters! Multiple locations! One victim shot in leg! (Me: Sugar lips, pass the ketchup, wonderful venison my dear! Would you prefer a nice red or a rose, or perhaps a Sparkling Blush Vin Rose) news Bimbette : State Police report multiple locations of road rage shooting probably not related to multiple freeway shootings last week... News at eleven...(Cuddle Coastie, do be a dear and switch to channel 4 darling, I prefer the local, more civilised news...) Me: as you command my Honey Pot!....Channel 4 News Geek: Breaking News ! Local school Superintendant resigns over "inapropriate" relationship with student!...(SugarLips: Darling, was that in Clarkston? Me: Why yes, yes I do seem to recall....more peach pie, my Sugar Dumpling? SugarLips: Isn't his name Dr"Rod" "Rocks"? How smashingly appropriate! Me : Harumph! Er, care for a little ice cream with your pie, My little Love Futon? Sugar Lips: Why yes my Prince of Darkness! And the Glock? Me: Hollow points alternating with FMJ! SugarLips: Wouldn't it be loverly if we didn't need one, Darling?)
Last edited by coastie56; 01-15-2018 at 07:45 PM.
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Sexy women Old Chap! No teeth and all that heat in the winter! And shade in the summer! And if she has tattooes...moving pictures all year round! (regretably my previous post is all true...and it is considered a slow news day because of the storm... Keep your powder dry!
Last edited by coastie56; 01-15-2018 at 07:49 PM.
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Do a search on Detroit Michigan news. Animals traveling the freeway shooting up cars for fun. Lead story on channel 7. Same last week. In the middle of a freaking blizzard in weather so cold Coast Guard icebreakers are breaking ice in the St Clair river to break up ice jams! And in the suburbs students having sex not just with teachers or principals but Sperintendants thatn are just allowed to resign and take a buy out and move on...Turn on the TV and there are shows with fat guys shopping for condos togrther giggling and tee heeing about how nice the tile work is for taking showers together! And Breaking Bad, Jesus, glorifying violence and drug dealing for Craps sake and "Gangstas". And cooking shows with ex crack addict cooks traveling the world and yuppy ****** buying up repossessed homes from poor people and flipping them for hundreds of thousands. And chunks of overpasses falling on cars, poor people with no heat, or medicine, minority kids with no schools and cuts to social services and we spend billions and trillions on foriegn aide while we are told "other countries" are shitholes. And our VA centers denying claims and surrounded by homeless vets and folks in the cold... just feeling a little cranky after the news tonight...