Poser's Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VIII
07-26-2018, 11:40 AM
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Hard to believe it's in the 60's today. Felt wunnerful spending some time giving the 'maters some tlc in the garden. Got some outside 'lectrical wurk to do at the lady friend's house, should pile parts & tools in one of the sidecar rigs and head over there.
07-26-2018, 01:46 PM
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No problem I suggest you get genetically tested loike I did. After years of laughing at me in a wifebeater with suspician, my daughter and her boyfrien d felt I looked like a jumbo sized mountain troll or dwarf like from "The Hobbit, complete with short bowed legs and hairy feet....They said all I needed was a club and Fred Flintstone leopard skin to complet the ensemble. So they paid for my test for Christmas and determined I am the whitest of the whites, from the northern most regiond of Norway and Germany near the arctic circle and in fact have an over abundance of NEANDERTHAL dna! That of course makes me a card carying minority member of the worlds most persecuted and in fact racialy exterminated race, the Troglodytes. I am planning to sue all the other minoritities for reparations due to the fact that they hunted our horny asses to extinction and stole our native lands in the mountainous regions of Northern Europe and Valhalla. I am going to start wearing native caveman clothing to social functions and carry an axe as an extension of my second ammendment right to bear axes and bows and arrows, spears, and atlatls(throwing spear devices used by primitives). And if gays can wear thongs on the beach under the equal eprotection clause of the constitution I will of course feel free to wear my loin cloth. If anybody makes a smart alecky remark, I will get all butthurt, file a lawsuit and of course build a fire and bar-bque them as a free expression of my cro magnon religion, so I say, Al, embrace your inner caveman! It is your right and duty to protect the customs of our heritage now that we have scientific historical irrefutable proof of our whiteness and literally eons of discrimination agin us!
07-26-2018, 06:08 PM
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left to right me, Scot, Gail, Al, Doc, Joe, Tacy and Tracy..
07-26-2018, 06:09 PM
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07-26-2018, 06:15 PM
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He has been sniffin gun powder again!
07-26-2018, 06:31 PM
Sorry Al meannt to say TC. Didn't mean to offend anyone who's 100 percent Homo Sapien...LMFAO. Off to walk the saber toofus boxer....
07-26-2018, 06:34 PM
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Recognize all but Joe and the Tracy's. Tracy - LiiT? Joe - forum name?
07-26-2018, 07:00 PM
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Joe is Al's brother in law, not on the forum.. Tracy is Liit
07-26-2018, 07:26 PM
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07-26-2018, 08:41 PM
Oh man Big Brudder you don't know how much I missed ya but rather safe then sorry as I was adjusting to the new med that causes a little leakin' Ha Ha Ha. Doing fine though, cut the grass, walked the saber toofus and rode my mountain bike a couple miles chasing Sugarlips fine Belgian Kiester. Ende gut! Wink! Wink!
Last edited by coastie56; 07-26-2018 at 08:43 PM. Reason: Occasional feelings of historical remorse and overwhelming desire to be politically correct