Ken I'm sorry I started this political talk. My apologies to all..
No problem I suggest you get genetically tested loike I did. After years of laughing at me in a wifebeater with suspician, my daughter and her boyfrien d felt I looked like a jumbo sized mountain troll or dwarf like from "The Hobbit, complete with short bowed legs and hairy feet....They said all I needed was a club and Fred Flintstone leopard skin to complet the ensemble. So they paid for my test for Christmas and determined I am the whitest of the whites, from the northern most regiond of Norway and Germany near the arctic circle and in fact have an over abundance of NEANDERTHAL dna! That of course makes me a card carying minority member of the worlds most persecuted and in fact racialy exterminated race, the Troglodytes. I am planning to sue all the other minoritities for reparations due to the fact that they hunted our horny asses to extinction and stole our native lands in the mountainous regions of Northern Europe and Valhalla. I am going to start wearing native caveman clothing to social functions and carry an axe as an extension of my second ammendment right to bear axes and bows and arrows, spears, and atlatls(throwing spear devices used by primitives). And if gays can wear thongs on the beach under the equal eprotection clause of the constitution I will of course feel free to wear my loin cloth. If anybody makes a smart alecky remark, I will get all butthurt, file a lawsuit and of course build a fire and bar-bque them as a free expression of my cro magnon religion, so I say, Al, embrace your inner caveman! It is your right and duty to protect the customs of our heritage now that we have scientific historical irrefutable proof of our whiteness and literally eons of discrimination agin us!
No problem I suggest you get genetically tested loike I did. After years of laughing at me in a wifebeater with suspician, my daughter and her boyfrien d felt I looked like a jumbo sized mountain troll or dwarf like from "The Hobbit, complete with short bowed legs and hairy feet....They said all I needed was a club and Fred Flintstone leopard skin to complet the ensemble. So they paid for my test for Christmas and determined I am the whitest of the whites, from the northern most regiond of Norway and Germany near the arctic circle and in fact have an over abundance of NEANDERTHAL dna! That of course makes me a card carying minority member of the worlds most persecuted and in fact racialy exterminated race, the Troglodytes. I am planning to sue all the other minoritities for reparations due to the fact that they hunted our horny asses to extinction and stole our native lands in the mountainous regions of Northern Europe and Valhalla. I am going to start wearing native caveman clothing to social functions and carry an axe as an extension of my second ammendment right to bear axes and bows and arrows, spears, and atlatls(throwing spear devices used by primitives). And if gays can wear thongs on the beach under the equal eprotection clause of the constitution I will of course feel free to wear my loin cloth. If anybody makes a smart alecky remark, I will get all butthurt, file a lawsuit and of course build a fire and bar-bque them as a free expression of my cro magnon religion, so I say, Al, embrace your inner caveman! It is your right and duty to protect the customs of our heritage now that we have scientific historical irrefutable proof of our whiteness and literally eons of discrimination agin us!
F'n A Coastie, I'm going to use mammoth tusks to build a lean-to on my shop.
F'n A Coastie, I'm going to use mammoth tusks to build a lean-to on my shop.
Alright that's the spirit Mark! I love the smell of new T Shirts in the morning! "Posers MC Caveman Chapter"! You know i used to get that same funny feeling as a young boy as I got when I climbed the rope in gym class whenever Betty and Wilma bent over on TV. Now I know why! This means every year we can nominate on of the wives to be the Club Bertha. Bertha butt. One of the Butt Sisters. "I'll Sock It To Ya Daddy!
07-26-2018, 06:11 AM
