Poser's Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VIII
A TV preacher says if Jesus were here today he wouldn't be riding a donkey. He'd be in an airplane. I disagree. He'd be on an Ultra....Start a poll...would he use Dino or syntrhetic?
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Bridgette Nielson is pregnant at 54 years old. I absolutely refuse to take a DNA test without a court order. Just sayin'.
How did she actually get pregnant anyway? I remember when she married Sylvester Stallone his head only came to the bottom of her left nipple...She's what, 6 foot 5? Did they do it normally or use an extension ladder and a turkey baster? A vacuum brake bleeder? How? Inquiring minds need to know...Did you see the pictures? Good Lawd that women is yuuuge!
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I'm not doing one either. Morning all.
Ha Ha you dog you. Musta looked like a bassett hound trying to hump a Great Dane! And BTW, I hear Danish Damsels are in fact great! Gotta go wipe up gear oil I spilt dangit....
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