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Old 05-31-2018, 06:45 AM
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A TV preacher says if Jesus were here today he wouldn't be riding a donkey. He'd be in an airplane. I disagree. He'd be on an Ultra....Start a poll...would he use Dino or syntrhetic?
 

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offta do the shuffle... laaater..hava goodun!
 
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Bridgette Nielson is pregnant at 54 years old. I absolutely refuse to take a DNA test without a court order. Just sayin'.
 
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How did she actually get pregnant anyway? I remember when she married Sylvester Stallone his head only came to the bottom of her left nipple...She's what, 6 foot 5? Did they do it normally or use an extension ladder and a turkey baster? A vacuum brake bleeder? How? Inquiring minds need to know...Did you see the pictures? Good Lawd that women is yuuuge!
 

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Bridgette Nielson is pregnant at 54 years old. I absolutely refuse to take a DNA test without a court order. Just sayin'.
I'm not doing one either. Morning all.
 
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well ...I got nothing....too many negatives with only one positive.....a pregnancy test
 
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Ha Ha you dog you. Musta looked like a bassett hound trying to hump a Great Dane! And BTW, I hear Danish Damsels are in fact great! Gotta go wipe up gear oil I spilt dangit....
 

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Evenin Putziz's....
 
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yep, I'll get the lights.
 
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