A TV preacher says if Jesus were here today he wouldn't be riding a donkey. He'd be in an airplane. I disagree. He'd be on an Ultra....Start a poll...would he use Dino or syntrhetic?

 

offta do the shuffle... laaater..hava goodun!

 

Bridgette Nielson is pregnant at 54 years old. I absolutely refuse to take a DNA test without a court order. Just sayin'.

 

How did she actually get pregnant anyway? I remember when she married Sylvester Stallone his head only came to the bottom of her left nipple...She's what, 6 foot 5? Did they do it normally or use an extension ladder and a turkey baster? A vacuum brake bleeder? How? Inquiring minds need to know...Did you see the pictures? Good Lawd that women is yuuuge!

 

I'm not doing one either. Morning all.

 

well ...I got nothing....too many negatives with only one positive.....a pregnancy test

 

Ha Ha you dog you. Musta looked like a bassett hound trying to hump a Great Dane! And BTW, I hear Danish Damsels are in fact great! Gotta go wipe up gear oil I spilt dangit....

 

Evenin Putziz's....

 

yep, I'll get the lights.

 

GET UP!!!!!!!!