TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge IX
#8851
06-12-2017, 06:47 AM
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#8853
06-12-2017, 06:50 AM
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Guy sitting at the bar in Texas from WV, orders a beer, the bartender sets a huge beer on the bar and the guy from WV looks at him, says "wow" and the bartender says"everything is bigger in Texas!
He orders a shot, same thing, huge shot glass, bartender says "everything is bigger in Texas"!
He sits there for a few hours, gettin snockered up and asks the bartender where the mens room is, the bartender says"down the hall and to the right.
Guy from WV stumble down the hall and goes left, opens the door walks into a pitch dark room and falls into the swimmin pool, the bartender hears the commotion, runs down the hall and reaches in to turn on the light switch and the guy from WV yells "please don't flush it"!!
He orders a shot, same thing, huge shot glass, bartender says "everything is bigger in Texas"!
He sits there for a few hours, gettin snockered up and asks the bartender where the mens room is, the bartender says"down the hall and to the right.
Guy from WV stumble down the hall and goes left, opens the door walks into a pitch dark room and falls into the swimmin pool, the bartender hears the commotion, runs down the hall and reaches in to turn on the light switch and the guy from WV yells "please don't flush it"!!
#8854
06-12-2017, 06:50 AM
Ya I was straying for a bit, don't get on much at work anymore. IT ***** and such.
Also I pulled to pool cover off to find a friggin mess under the cover. What a pain in the *** its gonna be to make is swim-able!
#8855
06-12-2017, 06:51 AM
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#8857
06-12-2017, 06:52 AM
Guy sitting at the bar in Texas from WV, orders a beer, the bartender sets a huge beer on the bar and the guy from WV looks at him, says "wow" and the bartender says"everything is bigger in Texas!
He orders a shot, same thing, huge shot glass, bartender says "everything is bigger in Texas"!
He sits there for a few hours, gettin snockered up with his sister/wife/cousin and asks the bartender where the mens room is, the bartender says"down the hall and to the right.
Guy from WV stumble down the hall and goes left, opens the door walks into a pitch dark room and falls into the swimmin pool, the bartender hears the commotion, runs down the hall and reaches in to turn on the light switch and the guy from WV yells "please don't flush it"!!
He orders a shot, same thing, huge shot glass, bartender says "everything is bigger in Texas"!
He sits there for a few hours, gettin snockered up with his sister/wife/cousin and asks the bartender where the mens room is, the bartender says"down the hall and to the right.
Guy from WV stumble down the hall and goes left, opens the door walks into a pitch dark room and falls into the swimmin pool, the bartender hears the commotion, runs down the hall and reaches in to turn on the light switch and the guy from WV yells "please don't flush it"!!
You forgot the inbred aspect - fixed it for ya
#8859
06-12-2017, 06:56 AM
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#8860
06-12-2017, 06:58 AM
I haven't actually went camping or anything, just day hikes with some weight in the pack. I have been running on and off for about 3 years to shed some pounds and the pain in the lower legs has become unbearable so I switched to "rucking" some of the routes I used to run. I put in 22+ miles last week with a 20+# pack. AND my legs aren't revolting like they did when I was running.