I saw that. I have been, for almost 2 years, saving a little gift for you.

 

And all the Woods and the Woodette are jealous!

 

Not all, Marcus, Russ was the first Wood to see Jack's big ****.

 

I believe you're selling it short. He told me it was 6'1" but he may have been exaggerating. Not sure if he ever got the broken leg fixed but if he does, make sure you get your picture with it! Nothing attracts wimmenz like Jack's ****.

 

If I had one that size I'd crow about it, too.

 

No Wood would stretch the truth by an inch! We go at least 3 or 4 inches when we lie about *****!

 

Kiddo's school. Last day of school is a campout on campus.

 

Think about it, Jack's is so big it has 2 legs to support it.

 

Sounds fun for the little people. The students, not midgets, Lou.