Night Stan

 

Mornin, Woods, Woodettes and lurkers.

 

Morning Mick. How did the test go? Any results yet?

 

Mike, the results from Tuesday's tests were not what I wanted to hear. At this point nothing is set in concrete but I feel like my check engine light came on, I thought it was a clogged injector and it may turn out to be a crank. Bah, humbug.

 

Not good to hear. Maybe you should have Lou take a look at it?

 

Good idea. He can prescribe a massive dose of midget **** as a healing technique.

 

That wood only be a temporary fix. You should discuss with Sherry the idea of hiring a midget stripper as a maid, so when you are feeling down you can get a fix at any time!

 

I like it, Mike.

 

Big weekend coming up for you. Are you meeting Jack's buddy and Jack for the ride down?

 

I've not heard from Jack regarding his friend (secretly hoping it is a female with enormous breasts) but the plan is to meet up in Jack's hometown which is almost exactly halfway to whatever remains of Mary's restaurant after your visit.