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#5071

06-01-2017, 08:26 PM

Uncle Chester

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Originally Posted by RoadKing 2014

I have no talent for cooking. That's why I got married. What ever happened to " the way to a mans heart is through his stomach " ?. Speaking of old sayings, why can't it be " happy husband, happy life" , other than it doesn't rime ?

Keep his ***** drained and his belly full because somewhere out ther there's a hooker with a sammich.

#5072

06-01-2017, 08:27 PM

Backforty

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Originally Posted by Uncle Chester

Keep his ***** drained and his belly full because somewhere out ther there's a hooker with a sammich.

Exactly!!!

#5073

06-01-2017, 08:28 PM

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That wood be far too easy Chuck

#5074

06-01-2017, 08:29 PM

LoneBone

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Originally Posted by LiiT

Jack,my friend, you are something else. Hope you make it to WS17. I can't wait to hear more of your.....adventures😉

Gonna try my *** off, depending on my work schedule at that time. If I come, I won't be alone. Gonna either bring CiCi or Baby Doll. Got a gal in N.C. that I used to know. Don't plan on being alone, but if I am I may have to sneak off a day or 2 and look her up....

#5075

06-01-2017, 08:31 PM

soft 02

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If you are solo I'm sure one of the Wood's wood volunteer to be your wingman. I know I wood!

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06-01-2017, 08:33 PM

LiiT

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Originally Posted by soft 02

If you are solo I'm sure one of the Wood's wood volunteer to be your wingman. I know I wood!

I have no doubt Baker will be glad to be your wingman!

#5077

06-01-2017, 08:33 PM

PapaThiele

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Originally Posted by Uncle Chester

Keep his ***** drained and his belly full because somewhere out ther there's a hooker with a sammich.

If that's not already on a t-shirt it should be

#5078

06-01-2017, 08:34 PM

LoneBone

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Originally Posted by soft 02

If you are solo I'm sure one of the Wood's wood volunteer to be your wingman. I know I wood!

It's real easy Lucifer. You either need to be really good looking, or able to make em laugh and feel at ease with you. Luckily for me I can make em laugh, LMAO...