Mornin Miss Tracy!

 

Use canola in the engine, olive in the primary and baby oil in the transmission. Don't worry, Baby Oil is not really made of babies!

 

Morning Mark, Al and Mick!

 

You're among friends here....the only bashing ever done in the TOAK is when somebody gets too big for their britches.

 

That's convenient since I buy baby oil by the barrel...don't ask why.

 

Haha...I see that same black cloud follows you around, too.


G'Mornin', MissT

Off to HomieDepot to buy some ceiling fans for the other apartment. Previous owner bought a sub builder's grade ceiling fan with a candelabra base single bulb . Never saw one with such a small bulb. Well it doesn't work and tenant's daughter has no overhead light in her room. Will put in new fans and lights in BOTH kid's rooms. This is not some slum project housing...JEEZ

 

No need to ask, our fertile and almost post pubescent imaginations will supply the answers we seek.

 

Hell, yeah, the place is a pALace.

 

Oh, OK...why?

 

Haha....not quite....