we decided to skip the meet and greet. It was after the show. By the end it had gotten a "little" creepy. I saw more midget anatomy than I really ever wanted to.

 

Sounds as if Tracy(F) enjoys the small things in life and she was giving hugs to them as well. Do you think her predilection for "snack sized" extends to other areas of her life?

 

But the midget jokes were plentiful and free flowing from the front row.

 

Now I have a dilemma....what would be the dimensions of a poster of midget wrestling?

 

I have quite a list of past romantic encounters who share your pain.

 

He tried but there was an error "Load Short Paper"

 

Same problem as "Jumbo Shrimp". That would be my midget name.

 

Well, they are the perfect height.

 

Sizing things up?

 

Flat head, flip up front teeth.....uh, sorry, just thinking about something I heard years ago.