TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge IX
09-07-2017 | 10:57 AM
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Does she have teeth? Can she fog a mirror? Are all her tattoos spelled correctly? Does she own a fishing boat? Can she open beer without spilling?
More Stan kryptonite.
Mirror fogging is good. We don't want to set that bar too high.......
09-07-2017 | 11:01 AM
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From: Firestone, CO
Mmm, bacon and home made has browns!
09-07-2017 | 11:04 AM
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From: N.E. OH
If she can smoke a cigarette with it that's a bonus!
09-07-2017 | 11:09 AM
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OKMICK
Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooed, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose.
It's not??
Well that explains a lot..
Alw
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09-07-2017 | 11:11 AM
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"Can I now bit¢h" would be more appropriate ???
09-07-2017 | 11:17 AM
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Uncle Larry
"Can I now bit¢h" would be more appropriate ???
Please place a comma directly after 'now' if ya wanna get their attention and get 'em in the mood!
09-07-2017 | 11:20 AM
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OKMICK
Please place a comma directly after 'now' if ya wanna get their attention and get 'em in the mood!
Good comma placement can cause a period to disappear
09-07-2017 | 11:21 AM
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Does she have teeth? Can she fog a mirror? Are all her tattoos spelled correctly? Does she own a fishing boat? Can she open beer without spilling?
More Stan kryptonite.
Mirror fogging is good. We don't want to set that bar too high.......
Uh oh dreaded double post....
09-07-2017 | 11:22 AM
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From: Firestone, CO
Awesome delay in the double post, Stan!
09-07-2017 | 11:22 AM
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From: Oklahoma City
Stan, that is a repeat of post 29703.