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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Does she have teeth? Can she fog a mirror? Are all her tattoos spelled correctly? Does she own a fishing boat? Can she open beer without spilling?


More Stan kryptonite.
Mirror fogging is good. We don't want to set that bar too high.......
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:01 AM
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Mmm, bacon and home made has browns!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:04 AM
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If she can smoke a cigarette with it that's a bonus!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooed, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose.
It's not??
Well that explains a lot..

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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:11 AM
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"Can I now bit¢h" would be more appropriate ???
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry
"Can I now bit¢h" would be more appropriate ???

Please place a comma directly after 'now' if ya wanna get their attention and get 'em in the mood!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Please place a comma directly after 'now' if ya wanna get their attention and get 'em in the mood!
Good comma placement can cause a period to disappear
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Does she have teeth? Can she fog a mirror? Are all her tattoos spelled correctly? Does she own a fishing boat? Can she open beer without spilling?
More Stan kryptonite.
Mirror fogging is good. We don't want to set that bar too high.......

Uh oh dreaded double post....
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:22 AM
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Awesome delay in the double post, Stan!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 11:22 AM
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Stan, that is a repeat of post 29703.
 


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