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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Does she have teeth? Can she fog a mirror? Are all her tattoos spelled correctly? Does she own a fishing boat? Can she open beer without spilling?


More Stan kryptonite.
Damn Mick ... That's a long list ... How 'bout "Is she willing?"
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry
Damn Mick ... That's a long list ... How 'bout "Is she willing?"

Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooed, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose.
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:24 AM
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Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooded, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose .... Fixed it!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooed, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose.
Nor is "Let's do it in between Double and Final Jeopardy"
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:33 AM
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Nor is "Let's do it in between Double and Final Jeopardy"
Those commercial breaks take 4 minutes.....Guess you'll have a smoke too
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
Those commercial breaks take 4 minutes.....Guess you'll have a smoke or two
Fixed it for ya
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
Those commercial breaks take 4 minutes.....Guess you'll have a smoke too

4 minutes? Crap, I just wanted sex I didn't wanna go on a date!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Fixed it for ya
Thanks, but it's a long walk from the bedroom to the patio.
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
4 minutes? Crap, I just wanted sex I didn't wanna go on a date!
Hahaha!
 
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Old 09-07-2017 | 10:55 AM
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All voices of experience I see...................
 


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