TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge IX
09-07-2017 | 10:21 AM
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From: Southeast Michigan 15 Minutes East Of Hell
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OKMICK
Does she have teeth? Can she fog a mirror? Are all her tattoos spelled correctly? Does she own a fishing boat? Can she open beer without spilling?
More Stan kryptonite.
Damn Mick ... That's a long list ... How 'bout "Is she willing?"
09-07-2017 | 10:23 AM
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From: Oklahoma City
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Uncle Larry
Damn Mick ... That's a long list ... How 'bout "Is she willing?"
Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooed, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose.
09-07-2017 | 10:24 AM
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From: Southeast Michigan 15 Minutes East Of Hell
Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooded , ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose .... Fixed it!
09-07-2017 | 10:28 AM
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From: Firestone, CO
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Originally Posted by
OKMICK
Larry, some wimminz don't appreciate such a direct approach and like to be wooed, ya know. In some circles "Can I now" is not considered romantic prose.
Nor is "Let's do it in between Double and Final Jeopardy"
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09-07-2017 | 10:33 AM
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From: N.E PA
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PapaThiele
Nor is "Let's do it in between Double and Final Jeopardy"
Those commercial breaks take 4 minutes.....Guess you'll have a smoke too
09-07-2017 | 10:34 AM
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From: Firestone, CO
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BARACU
Those commercial breaks take 4 minutes.....Guess you'll have a smoke or two
Fixed it for ya
09-07-2017 | 10:34 AM
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From: Oklahoma City
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BARACU
Those commercial breaks take 4 minutes.....Guess you'll have a smoke too
4 minutes? Crap, I just wanted sex I didn't wanna go on a date!
09-07-2017 | 10:34 AM
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From: N.E PA
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PapaThiele
Fixed it for ya
Thanks, but it's a long walk from the bedroom to the patio.
09-07-2017 | 10:44 AM
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From: Centennial, CO
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Originally Posted by
OKMICK
4 minutes? Crap, I just wanted sex I didn't wanna go on a date!
Hahaha!
09-07-2017 | 10:55 AM
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From: N.E. OH
All voices of experience I see...................