Same here, my wife has a few choice names she likes to use for me.

 

Care to share? Unless it's something like "Baby Dick" or similar embarrassing terms of endearment. I'm sure she didn't mean it that way....

 

It's needle dick, not baby dick.

 

At least it's not Dickless....

 

True it could be worse. It might be short but at least it's skinny.

 

Short & thin goes right in!

 

Ohh! Pics? Video?!

It wood be cool to see one in real life. I wood definitely be one of those idiots that chase naters. When it storms here real bad, I sm out on the deck watching the lightning storms. Been doing that my entire life. Love storms. I wanted to be a meteralogist but never went through with it. I studied weather for years.

 

It's nit the size but how you use it!

Or so I heard from people....

 

I had one come through and take out several trees in my backyard the day I brought my newborn home from the hospital. I was dragging one toddler in his high chair into the bathroom while toting the baby with one hand and dragging crib mattresses into the tub with the other. I was a basket case.

 

Afternoon, Woodys!