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08-23-2017, 04:02 PM
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You want to make it an EVO??? Nope, got it. Aftermarket l*wn tractor seat with an adjustable center support piece like the mechanical lumbar supports in some cars. Twist a lever and it protrudes, being fully adjustable. Even have a name for it...The "ORGASMOWER"....guaranteed to bring a smile to her face. We can get an agricultural model and have Stan sell it.
08-23-2017, 04:08 PM
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08-23-2017, 04:13 PM
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You want to make it an EVO??? Nope, got it. Aftermarket l*wn tractor seat with an adjustable center support piece like the mechanical lumbar supports in some cars. Twist a lever and it protrudes, being fully adjustable. Even have a name for it...The "ORGASMOWER"....guaranteed to bring a smile to her face. We can get an agricultural model and have Stan sell it.
08-23-2017, 04:20 PM
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08-23-2017, 04:29 PM
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Hahaha.....only about 5 minutes. I was thinking outside the box!
08-23-2017, 04:32 PM
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I see what you did/said there :>)
08-23-2017, 04:37 PM
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08-23-2017, 04:49 PM
08-23-2017, 04:52 PM
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08-23-2017, 04:53 PM
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Just finished cutting and trimming the &^%$%^& gr*ss...both lawns. I feel soooo much better..NOT!