Maybe convert a riding mower to one with a strategically placed pop up protuberance.

 

my wife walked by as I scrolled passed the blow up doll... I told her I've been scouring the internet for a bargain.

Her face was priceless...

 

HB, you looking for new or used?

 

 

Pre-owned... Let someone else take the depreciation hit.

 

Hahahahaha....... Hello Miss T

 

Good Afternoon Stan. I hope you are well.

 

In most cases, I'd agree with you....but not this time

 

Just make the motor unbalanced with a few loose bolts and the seat can do the rest

 

But you'll still take a hit on deflation