I remember back in the 90's the Cowboys tried to entice William Perry to come out of retirement so he could play next to Michael Irving. After all, it made sense to have the Refrigerator next to the Coke Machine

 

Come on now Markus we all know that was just a big misunderstanding.....

 

And the legacy continues with Zeke Elliot.

 

Evenin Woods Just passin by on my way to bed. Wuz busy all day doin stuff that needed doin. Now, i can't even remember everything I did!!....so I'm goin ta bed....c-ya.

 

Just keeping his pimp hand strong. Funny how the police found no evidence of abuse but the NFL Commish did.

 

Pimp pimp hurray!

 

Well, I can't believe he's been suspended and all I've heard about is an "investigation into possible domestic assault." Oookay??? Something ain't right with this picture. Is that like a "definite possibility of a firm maybe?"

 

Well, I'm out, fellas.