A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires.’ The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued…. and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be “unacceptable fire,” and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the fires.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART… After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to a $24,000.00 fine. (1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.)

 

I'm not so sure getting beat with a tranny's shaft is anything I'd enjoy, in fact I can pretty much say I'd pass.

Alw

 

And that's why I try to be nice.

 

TRY.....being the operative word!

 

PSA for Greg and Mark: There is a homosexual Sasquatch in your state.

http://strefiebon.pw/2017/08/09/colo...y-a-sasquatch/

 

Lunch time check in Woods.


That is f'n hilarious!

 

Checking in from the reception. We have some good Mexican food here. Spending time catching up with some of Beth's family that that I haven't seen in years.

 

Sup Toakers

 

Sup all! It's friday and the ending of the day is getting closer and closer. Been in and out of meetings all morning fixing or taking care of other people's problems.

Sucks to be a nice person and want to help....

 

Bout to leave work early, the whole world pissed me off starting on Monday, hell, might even take off Monday too.