Yes, go home, get a newspaper and roll it into a cone shape. Insert small end of cone into your ear then light the big end on fire. Let it burn until it gets close to your ear then pull it out and extinguish it
(AP) The Associated Press- This just in, a man in Michigan has been admitted to the hospital with severe burns to his ear. More later but for now we are told the victim is thankful he shaves his head and was muttering something about bum advice from a "no good scoundrel in Colorado".
(AP) The Associated Press- This just in, a man in Michigan has been admitted to the hospital with severe burns to his ear. More later but for now we are told the victim is thankful he shaves his head and was muttering something about bum advice from a "no good scoundrel in Colorado".
We'd have to assume he failed to follow the instruction perfectly, another "I don't need no stinkin' instructions" mishap.