TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge IX
07-29-2017, 06:26 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: TOAK Northern Branch
Posts: 34,574
Received 2,084 Likes
on
1,601 Posts
No Greg. Paula parts. Hahaha. May have to re read my post
07-29-2017, 06:27 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: TOAK Northern Branch
Posts: 34,574
Received 2,084 Likes
on
1,601 Posts
It wasn't the same as the NC parade. But her ***** are firmer than yours.
07-29-2017, 06:29 PM
Moderator
Really? The surprises me.
07-29-2017, 06:29 PM
Club Member
Hahaha!
07-29-2017, 06:30 PM
Club Member
Sorry, it is completely over my head.
07-29-2017, 06:31 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: TOAK Northern Branch
Posts: 34,574
Received 2,084 Likes
on
1,601 Posts
me too actually. Btw, do you wax cause yours were silly smooth.
07-29-2017, 06:32 PM
Club Member
A suave businessman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks: "Is your date running late?"
He replies: "No. I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says: "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?
The man explains: "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady asks: "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear."
The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken because I am!"
The man smiles, taps his watch and says: "Damn thing's an hour fast."
The woman notices this and asks: "Is your date running late?"
He replies: "No. I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says: "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?
The man explains: "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady asks: "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear."
The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken because I am!"
The man smiles, taps his watch and says: "Damn thing's an hour fast."
07-29-2017, 06:33 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: TOAK Northern Branch
Posts: 34,574
Received 2,084 Likes
on
1,601 Posts
No big deal bud. In my head, it was funny. And if my head is happy, Tim is happy. 
07-29-2017, 06:33 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Beth and I lost twice in a row at the Cornhole tournament and were eliminated. Watching the good teams play now. Been a fun cookout/tournament.
07-29-2017, 06:34 PM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
Doc, I put a reduced reach clutch lever on. Makes it tolerable..1 inch reduced reach