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Hope ya got enuf gas!!!!!
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Ken, one of the funniest jokes I've heard in years. This won't do it justice and I hope ya don't mind me stealing it....
This may lose a little in being read as opposed to told but here goes..
Midget with a speech impediment sees an ad for a horse for sale. Goes to address in ad and knocks on door. Guy answers the door and midget says...”I'd like to thee the horth you have for thale.”
Guys says, “Sure”.
They go to the pen and midget says, “I'd like to thee her eyeth, will ya lift me up?”
Guy lifts him, midget says, “What pretty eyeth.” “Can I thee her teeth?” Guy picks him up, midget says, “Thothe are great teeth. Can I see her twot?” Guy picks up the midget, shoves him in the horse's rear and pulls him out. Midget says, “Let me rephrathe that, can I thee her gallop?”
This may lose a little in being read as opposed to told but here goes..
Midget with a speech impediment sees an ad for a horse for sale. Goes to address in ad and knocks on door. Guy answers the door and midget says...”I'd like to thee the horth you have for thale.”
Guys says, “Sure”.
They go to the pen and midget says, “I'd like to thee her eyeth, will ya lift me up?”
Guy lifts him, midget says, “What pretty eyeth.” “Can I thee her teeth?” Guy picks him up, midget says, “Thothe are great teeth. Can I see her twot?” Guy picks up the midget, shoves him in the horse's rear and pulls him out. Midget says, “Let me rephrathe that, can I thee her gallop?”
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Ken, one of the funniest jokes I've heard in years. This won't do it justice and I hope ya don't mind me stealing it....
This may lose a little in being read as opposed to told but here goes..
Midget with a speech impediment sees an ad for a horse for sale. Goes to address in ad and knocks on door. Guy answers the door and midget says...”I'd like to thee the horth you have for thale.”
Guys says, “Sure”.
They go to the pen and midget says, “I'd like to thee her eyeth, will ya lift me up?”
Guy lifts him, midget says, “What pretty eyeth.” “Can I thee her teeth?” Guy picks him up, midget says, “Thothe are great teeth. Can I see her twot?” Guy picks up the midget, shoves him in the horse's rear and pulls him out. Midget says, “Let me rephrathe that, can I thee her gallop?”
This may lose a little in being read as opposed to told but here goes..
Midget with a speech impediment sees an ad for a horse for sale. Goes to address in ad and knocks on door. Guy answers the door and midget says...”I'd like to thee the horth you have for thale.”
Guys says, “Sure”.
They go to the pen and midget says, “I'd like to thee her eyeth, will ya lift me up?”
Guy lifts him, midget says, “What pretty eyeth.” “Can I thee her teeth?” Guy picks him up, midget says, “Thothe are great teeth. Can I see her twot?” Guy picks up the midget, shoves him in the horse's rear and pulls him out. Midget says, “Let me rephrathe that, can I thee her gallop?”
07-24-2017, 06:50 AM
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I told that joke at a friends party one night, there were many foreign people there, she was going through med school. How I got invited, i dunno but I told that joke and a Japanese student didn't understand it. My friend had to explain it to her and i couldn't stop laughing for an hour!! The look on her face when she was trying to explain the word twot... bwahahahahhaaa!!!
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