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Old 07-21-2017, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
"Step 3: More Pee

Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."

HAHAHAHA
At a weekend camping trip to the Brainard racetrack many years ago I run into a nice, but **** faced gal who wanted to share my tent, after coming back from the port-a-potty I found she had threw up on herself, the sleeping bag and the tent.

Had I known this might have been a mating ritual I may not have left her, the tent and sleeping bag there and found a motel to stay in.

My only excuse was I was young...and the stench.

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Old 07-21-2017, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Did you jump? A little at first?
Little. Then a big WTF!
 
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Well, I meant it reminded me of a she from WS16 not that we want to try it.
I think she is out trying to put out the fire by her place.....


Saw her thread about the fire and wanted to say something but couldnt....
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 03:15 PM
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Afternoon check in.
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DanHappy
I think she is out trying to put out the fire by her place.....


Saw her thread about the fire and wanted to say something but couldnt....
Sleeping dogs are best left alone.
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:14 PM
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Afternoon, Hell, after shuffle check in, TGIF !
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:17 PM
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Yup, It's Friday!
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by QC
Sleeping dogs are best left alone.
Sleeping dogs and peeing she-goats!

Afternoon Greg, Chuck, Dan and lurking Woods/Woodettes!
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:19 PM
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And OG Mark! How'd I miss ya?
 
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:27 PM
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Afternoon, Mark!
 


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