TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge IX
07-21-2017, 01:31 PM
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07-21-2017, 01:33 PM
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Or a goat? At the risk of stepping on Stan's toes in the Ag industry, I thought you guys might like a little reading material....
http://modernfarmer.com/2017/06/goat-sex/
http://modernfarmer.com/2017/06/goat-sex/
07-21-2017, 01:43 PM
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" he’ll often run next to her, nuzzling her side and rear with his tongue out and his front legs and ears jutting forward, all while hooting and hollering like a country boy at a monster truck rally."
They stole that move from me!!!
They stole that move from me!!!
07-21-2017, 01:47 PM
Ahem......
Despite being completely immersed within the ag industry I know nothing of this goat sex that you are referring to Sir :-)
Oooofff
Despite being completely immersed within the ag industry I know nothing of this goat sex that you are referring to Sir :-)
Oooofff
07-21-2017, 01:54 PM
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"Step 3: More Pee
Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."
HAHAHAHA
Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."
HAHAHAHA
07-21-2017, 01:55 PM
Ultimate HDF Member
"Step 3: More Pee
Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."
HAHAHAHA
Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."
HAHAHAHA
07-21-2017, 01:57 PM
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07-21-2017, 02:03 PM
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"Step 3: More Pee
Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."
HAHAHAHA
Speaking of pee: during mating season, the males spray themselves down in their own urine, covering their faces, beards, chest and front legs. How? Well, if you’ve ever seen a male goat pee you know it’s like a small fire hose in terms of aim and power. So that explains it. This is basically the goat equivalent of a guy dousing himself in Ax body spray, but here, it actually does help him get laid."
HAHAHAHA
07-21-2017, 02:21 PM
07-21-2017, 02:26 PM
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