TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge IX
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Tracy (♂), in a discussion with Jack last night, the subject of riding gloves came up. If we all bring our Stan gloves, at least those that haven't worn them out through fighting, riding or shuffling, will we all appear to be a bunch of Posers? Jack claims that the gloves Stan sent him have magical powers that attract wimmenz. The gloves I was gifted with only seem to attract work and apparently your gloves attract jaws. Do you think that Stan has imbued each pair of gloves with the ability to help their new owner? I wish he'd have given me the hair growing gloves but in all likelihood they probably would have only grown hair where the gloves touch and I would have furry palms for other reasons than still holding out for nooners.
I think he rubbed some on his hair thereby imparting some the masculine essence and font of testosterone that is Stan!
I hope he does. I want ones that bring snow, then I won't sell the Ural
Russ, I think its the opposite. It doesn't help the new owner but only magnifies the power that they already have. Jack doesn't need help with finding women, you have work already, but with the gloves, now you have more work. And Tracy, well, its been awhile since he tagged someone in the jaw. So its just another under his belt.
See, it magnifies what one already had. I too have noticed it gave me more work. I used them to cut trees all winter last year. I have built a steel box after that fiasco and gently put the gloves in it and welded it shut.
See, it magnifies what one already had. I too have noticed it gave me more work. I used them to cut trees all winter last year. I have built a steel box after that fiasco and gently put the gloves in it and welded it shut.