Gotta love the Looney tunes hey Mick.

 

Had to re-read his post, I originally thought he said he is 'over 50 and gets no butt'.

 

Oh, so he is a receiver?

 

Ignore him....unless ya want some help with some snappy rejoinders:

Hey, moron, at least my butt is in the right spot.
Hey, dipshit, some butt is better than being all butt.

 

Tell him he's ugly and his mother dresses him funny.

 

I sure wish there was a way to make it to WS17, just not going to happen though. Was down in that area last year for a little Blue Ridge, Skyline Drive wind therapy.

 

Tell him MC is waiting for him in the honeymoon suite

 

The best. I have a number of Looney Tunes Harley t-shirts...when I was at Jack's I was wearing a Foghorn Leghorn shirt..'

 

All really good suggestions. I like OG Marks suggestion best of going old school with the insults.

 

Or use this one...