Here's an insider tip. Some 1%ers have reached such a high level of 1%ery that they do not even look like bikers any more. They may have no tattoos, wear no rings, do not wear beards or long hair, and dress in normal clothing displaying no club affiliations. Those are the really really dangerous ones.

 

Yes......Yes.....I've heard of these as well. Something like the 1% of the 1% club members. They can kill you with just a stare .......

 

Watch out for the guys in cargo shorts. Remember it's not worth risking your life when you encounter these dangerous individuals.

 

in the outhouse outback.

 

so many pockets to hide stuff

 

That upper 1% kills you by giving the Mike Pence glaring at North Korea stink eye.

 

If you don't get the first "stab", you'll never get another :-( ...............

 

I might have been a .17 percenter last night (220). At least that's what it felt like this morning.



Time for a Bloody Mary.

 

Yuk.......time for a Caesar and from your little chart. I should easily have 7 before I'm legally too intoxicated to drive.

 

WTF is a Caesar?

Had the bloody and all is well.

Last night part of the problem was me and a buddy were reminiscing the old times working in Canada (took notice of your location). He kept filling my glass with 0 degree Chopin (all his fault - whaaa). One of the stories revolved around a week in Nelson BC and way, way too much Absinthe.