I play Blackjack or video poker. Slot machines don't make any sense to me anymore.

 

The way I understand slot machines is that you put money in, pull the handle, lose money, put more in, lose that too, finally get disgusted and do something else.

 

G'Evening, Gentlemen of the Woods

 

Here, they tip their chairs forward

 

Evening Al and Tim. You guys gamblers?

 

This little old silver haired lady mighta went 90 pounds soaking wet and she lit into me cussing like a sailor.


After the initial shock, I apologized for unintentionally horning in on her machine, told her all I did was feed it a few bucks to help her odds and had a good laugh about it.

 

Nope!

 

Evening Tracy and Al.

No, not a gambler. I pay enough in taxes.

 

Hey, Tim, Al!

 

I have a motorcycle, ergo I cannot afford to gamble much. I have won a few Texas Hold 'em tournaments but that was a flat amount up front and no re-buy in.