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Old 02-10-2017, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Don't forget Valentine's Day, Gentlemen. They won't!
Ahhh. ***** christmas. Cant wait!
 
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Old 02-10-2017, 12:07 PM
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Ahhh. ***** christmas. Cant wait!
???????..... Lou, you mustn't be married very long to actually get a return on your investment.
 
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Old 02-10-2017, 12:10 PM
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???????..... Lou, you mustn't be married very long to actually get a return on your investment.
Ive kinda put some husband points in the bank. Over did it on her birthday and this Christmas. Making her feel bad. I am expecting a return on my investment!
 
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Old 02-10-2017, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
You mean I didn't even have to buy the broom, sheesh I wish people would tell me these things.
Tighten up Mark ...She may be shovin' that broom in a place it shouldn't be :>)
 
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Ive kinda put some husband points in the bank. Over did it on her birthday and this Christmas. Making her feel bad. I am expecting a return on my investment!
Haha.....you're actually in the PLUS column.....good job!
 
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Old 02-10-2017, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
Haha.....you're actually in the PLUS column.....good job!
Depends on how far back she goes in the ledger book. I might still be in the negative but as far as the last year or two I thing im in the positive....
 
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48 years.....Probably be hallway sex .....again!!
 
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Old 02-10-2017, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Ive kinda put some husband points in the bank. Over did it on her birthday and this Christmas. Making her feel bad. I am expecting a return on my investment!
Abbie and Rose are married 65 years. Every year on Valentine's Day she asks, What would you like? Every year he responds, a BJ. Every year she says, You know I don't do that.

Abbie dies. Rose has him cremated. She takes a handful of ashes and says, Abbie, ya know that BJ ya always wanted? Here it is....poof.
 
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48 years.....Probably be hallway sex .....again!!
Doc, you mean you still talk to one another?
 
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Doc, you mean you still talk to one another?
Only 2 or 3 words at a time...limited to a maximum of 4 letters per word.
 



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