Larry, a tempting offer but one I must decline. I would hate to see you get stuck with the shipping charges for something I cannot use.
But wait ... there's more ... act now and maybe ( just maybe ) we ( A to the L and I ) will throw in a barely used snowblower for a nominal fee ... Operators are standing by ( well, actually sitting ) eagerly awaiting your credit card number to consummate ( dion't ya just love that word? ) the deal ... :>)
Larry, great offer but paying the separate shipping and handling is gonna break me.
We ( of course the other half of this partnership has no idea that this offer is being made ) also offer financing for charges that are so exorbitant that one credit card can't cover the total charges ... In fact the IRS hasn't even been able to figure out how we can be so accommodating while not showing a profit ( remember profit is NOT a four letter word ) ... Look for our financing classes to be offered on late night television right after the local late news :>)
We ( of course the other half of this partnership has no idea that this offer is being made ) also offer financing for charges that are so exorbitant that one credit card can't cover the total charges ... In fact the IRS hasn't even been able to figure out how we can be so accommodating while not showing a profit ( remember profit is NOT a four letter word ) ... Look for our financing classes to be offered on late night television right after the local late news :>)