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Old 05-16-2017, 09:24 AM
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You guys are married, you know the drill
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:26 AM
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A friend once told me, when I asked him about bangin a married woman, "A ring don't close no holes". True, unless you provided the ring
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:32 AM
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Sorry to hear Mick, hope they are gentle and have very small fingers............
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:34 AM
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:36 AM
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That's just wrong ... funny, but wrong.
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:42 AM
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Blood drawn, hit the cup, I am on a roll.
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
At the VA for the postponed annual poke and prod combo hospital stay follow up.
Ask for fries with that combo.

Hope they are gentle with you.
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:46 AM
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Thanks, Tracy (F).
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:49 AM
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Remember Mick, tensing up only makes it hurt worse.
 
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Blood drawn, hit the cup, I am on a roll.
GO MICK GO!
 



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