If he had 2 "U" 's would he be Lu Lu ??

 

I dunno Tim, you could get pretty creative with that thing....

 

Could. But if she is on that thing and decides she is done, can you imagine how fast them legs would shut on you.

 

You could put some velcro straps on there to hold her knees in place. Tell her it is a safety device so she won't slip off.

 

They do have a safety bar, I could weld it in place.

 

You mean that is not already SOP for sex?

 

Who's talking about sex? They've been married way too long for that foolishness. By the way, that "way too long" time frame is exactly 17 hours and 37 minutes after consumption of wedding cake.

 

A Des Moines check in on this fine morning with sunshine. Headed south from here with a small Loop in and out of Missouri. Nebraska for the night.
Punkin.......Boo.......?? Bwaaahahaha

 

Or installation of wedding ring. You may get it one more time if you mod/upgrade said wedding ring sometime in the future.

 

Morning once again, Woods. At the VA for the postponed annual poke and prod combo hospital stay follow up.