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Old 05-14-2017, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by QC
Actually came in ok, too much salt and not enough pepper.
I know what you mean Greg.


Long gone !
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by QC
Actually came in ok, too much salt and not enough pepper.
Originally Posted by RoadKing 2014
I know what you mean Greg.

Long gone !

My secret is... I don't give a **** how gray mine gets

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk shouts, “Yes, I am!”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, “Have you found Jesus, brother?”
The drunk answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus!”
By this time, the preacher is at his wit’s end and dunks the drunk again – but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?!”
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
 

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Old 05-14-2017, 07:18 PM
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Hahaha!
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:18 PM
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My secret is... I don't give a **** how gray mine gets
Me either. I earned every one of these white hairs.
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Queen-of-Clubs
Me either. I earned every one of these white hairs.

Damn right darlin'. Me too
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:27 PM
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Paula is earning everyone of her grey hairs too. LOL!
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:28 PM
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Tracy, one of my co werkers said to me one day, when you gonna shave that beard off ?. I said why do you ask. He says that beard says to the wimmim , I DARE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME !
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadKing 2014
Tracy, one of my co werkers said to me one day, when you gonna shave that beard off ?. I said why do you ask. He says that beard says to the wimmim , I DARE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME !

You say that like it's a bad thing Chuck!
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:35 PM
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He says that beard says to the wimmim , I DARE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME !
Yep. He pretty much knows what he's talking about. Any beard style will do.
 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:35 PM
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41 and not a gray hair on my head. I must be doing something wrong. What's the secret?
 



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