I guess they couldn't take a joke.

 

It's good to know I'm not alone.

 

Yeah, I must've said something wrong.

 

Hey Greg!

Evening Mark!

 

I fkn LOVE this

 

Hey Tim.

 

 

Hows it going? Since you get none of my texts lol

 

Same thing with a gal from FL. Baby looked just like Cecil. Too dark and that afro was telltale signs I was off the hook.

Worst dating story: Prolly when I took a gal to a friends beach house for a party and she took a green bell pepper form the fridge, ate it like an apple and went walking on the beach with the metro-looking guy. Her friend that I dated after her was just as psycho. Met her in traffic...she was riding passenger in a car in the lane next to me and asked if I wanted a blow job. Or so I thought....after nodding a big old "Hell YES" she came to my car (I was stylin in a Camaro in those days) and gave me....a Blow Pop. Imagine my disappointment then....and never got better after that

 

Hey, Tim!