"The inexperienced 20 year old smartly pulled a smoke from his newly purchased pack of Old Golds....."

 

It wasn't the worst, it just came to mind because of your boob video.

A year and a half ago I dated a guy for about a month before he asked me to go on a camping trip. He had a very nice fifth wheel camper and The campground had some really nice facilities. There was some type of party scheduled for that first evening. I am unfamiliar with the whole campground lifestyle. After I had a few to many....one of the fellow campers proceeded to tell me about the "after party". Apparently this group of campers were also a large well-known group of swingers. Luckily I was saved from having to call someone to come get me by a phone call he received from His neighbors at home. Apparently his house had caught on fire along with my car that was parked in his driveway. Truth.

 

Wow, Tracy(F), gonna be hard to top that one. But if we walk down the hill we can top 'em all.

 

Miss Tracy...placing a remote controlled incendiary device in your car was a brilliant move. Bravo!!

 

And yall talk about jump rope girl and read my sad stories of dating....I'm the only one telling, by the way, no one is commiserating with me.

 

Well, there was this one time at band camp...

 

Damn it....

 

Afternoon, Woodys!

 

Au contraire, I have it on good source that there are those within this group that can commiserate with the best of them!

 

Hi, Greg. Your ears burning?