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Old 02-02-2017, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I see no L in Genghis Khan. What am I missing?
Genghis AL!
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
As a fellow Veteran, Russ, never forget the mess hall mantra....Enough ketchup will kill the taste of anything.
It can fix the taste, not the texture!
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
You know two guys...I only have one "L"
Hey ..............
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
I had a salad the other day Mick....
was it tossed
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 08:53 AM
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I thought about playing Johnny Cash "One Piece At A Time" while we were working but was hesitant to speak or sing it out loud for fear of jinxing the project
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I see OG would be able to fulfill a secret fantasy. When he gets caught they will incarcerate him at Freak's House of Eternal Bed and Breakfast and together they can review Mark's medical chart over brie.
I can hear the conversation now, "what are ya in for little feller? "..... "Switching gears at work ...... I mean stealing!"
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by RoadKing 2014
I can hear the conversation now, "what are ya in for little feller? "..... "Switching gears at work ...... I mean stealing!"
I have done that....

Them: "Where do you work?"

Me: "IB...uhhh...I be sellin drugs"
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
I have done that....

Them: "Where do you work?"

Me: "IB...uhhh...I be sellin drugs"
Ya, they would probably leave your ones alone but I'm sure your Os would take a beating!
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 09:06 AM
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My Grandma could never remember "IBM", she would tell people I worked for MCI, AT&T or the FBI.
 
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Old 02-02-2017, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
My Grandma could never remember "IBM", she would tell people I worked for MCI, AT&T or the FBI.
I hope she didn't leave out CIA on purpose
 



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