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Old 05-08-2017, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Russ, I'm up to 394 jumps and the poor gal hasn't stopped yet.
I admire that kind of ..... performance.
She's not even winded. I'm pretty sure I could never satisfy her.
 
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Old 05-08-2017, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Russ, I'm up to 394 jumps and the poor gal hasn't stopped yet.
I admire that kind of ..... performance.
I had to plug in my laptop so I can watch the whole performance. I'd hate for the battery to die while I was watching this record attempt
 
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Old 05-08-2017, 04:51 PM
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Russ,
I'm eagerly awaiting Miss T's response to your very valid question.
If I were to offer a truthful response to your query, it would include verbiage such as .......
"....and then without warning she removed her upper plate ........"
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Since once again we have wandered into the Dangers of Dating, 2017 Edition, would you care to relate the worst experience you've had since you dipped your toe back into the dating pool?
If we are referring to strictly 2017, then just two weeks ago a reasonably good looking guy asked me out. Knew him a bit from the area. I said yes. He TEXTED me before hand and said "you know why I asked you out? You've got a nice smile.....and..well....*****." We didn't go out.
 
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I'll leave ya'll to ponder that whilst I head for home ......... BBL
 
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Old 05-08-2017, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Russ,
I'm eagerly awaiting Miss T's response to your very valid question.
If I were to offer a truthful response to your query, it would include verbiage such as .......
"....and then without warning she removed her upper plate ........"
It must be a long response....
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
This will insure that the rest of your day is unproductive...


Those puppies must gorilla glued in there!!
 
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Old 05-08-2017, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Queen-of-Clubs
If we are referring to strictly 2017, then just two weeks ago a reasonably good looking guy asked me out. Knew him a bit from the area. I said yes. He TEXTED me before hand and said "you know why I asked you out? You've got a nice smile.....and..well....*****." We didn't go out.
You have certainly struck upon a gold mine of romantic partners there. Is it something they teach in school? I didn't want to limit your responses to merely one year but I leave it to your discretion.

On a side note, this new age date texting thing seems to be as bad for relationships as Twitter is to the Presidency.
 
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Those puppies must gorilla glued in there!!
I'm still waiting for the elastic to fail on that top.
 
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Old 05-08-2017, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
I'm still waiting for the elastic to fail on that top.
Hey, keep me posted. I'm on the road.
 



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