Lou, is there room in the budget for an authentic vintage wheelbarrow with genuine steel wheel? You'd be the talk of the campus...women coming from miles around just to see it and have their picture taken in it!

 

Hey, I can dream. I actually know a guy who had some, believe it or not.

 

Damn, Al, they got a gift of about 100 million recently. They're gonna have to save up for that.

 

Certainly he could never have been as irresponsible as to toss them could he? I mean we've all heard about the Picasso at the thrift store haven't we?

 

You missed your chance, buddy, you coulda traded 'em for an authentic antique wheel barrow with metal wheel but....NO....not you.

 

I'd let it go for considerably less than that + shipping and handling.

 

That was the math and science dept. No math and science in my shop!

 

I woulda held out for a snow blower. I need one of those down here....could have repurposed it to be a wood chipper.

 

I would have even thrown in a genuine piece of Anthracite hard coal...only because it was Russ.

 

That's like 2 gazillion pounds of pressure away from being a diamond!