TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge VIII
05-02-2017, 10:26 AM
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A woman calls the local radio station to request an old song. Unfortunately, she dials the wrong number and gets a plumber by mistake.
"Hello?" she asks. "Do you have 'Hot Lips on a Moonlit Night'?"
He replies, "No, but I have hot nuts and a twelve inch pipe."
She asks, "Is that a record?"
The man replies "Geez lady, I don't know but I'm pretty sure that's better than average."
"Hello?" she asks. "Do you have 'Hot Lips on a Moonlit Night'?"
He replies, "No, but I have hot nuts and a twelve inch pipe."
She asks, "Is that a record?"
The man replies "Geez lady, I don't know but I'm pretty sure that's better than average."
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soft 02 (05-02-2017)
05-02-2017, 10:31 AM
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Unsolicited plug for tire sealant
05-02-2017, 10:39 AM
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05-02-2017, 10:43 AM
Banned
05-02-2017, 10:48 AM
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05-02-2017, 11:23 AM
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05-02-2017, 11:29 AM
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05-02-2017, 11:42 AM
Banned
As long as she's okay with it.
05-02-2017, 11:53 AM
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05-02-2017, 12:07 PM
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Well, Ummmmmm, Ya ! hahahaha