Worse, he may pull your coupon!

 

No...no.....NO!!!!!

 

Alright ... I've tiptoed through the tulips enough this morning.. I'm outta here. Stay sharp!

 

Tough orders to follow for a dullard such as myself

 

Cool old battleship!

 

Late mornin', check in......cleaning crew is doing a good job next door. They were scrubbing all the woodwork with small scrub brushes when I last stopped in. Since I don't want to be in their way, I decided to go....are you ready.....shopping for a new l*wn mower to cut the ^&%^%# gr*ss. Decided on a Honda self propelled with electric start. Something that my wife could start and use despite the fact that in 43 1/2 yrs of marriage, she has never cut a &^%^&# blade of gr*ss.

During the week , I enlisted her to help me with the flooring by getting me things and handing me boards. She was actually a tremendous help and I told her that. Her response was " Well, we're both in this deal together".......Those words will come back to haunt her. She already had her first lesson in using the snow blower. She'll be getting her first lesson in cutting %^$%^# gr*ss in the next few weeks!

 

Here ya go, Al...

 

Haha.....

Mick, what's up with the gas grill in the pool? Good excuse for a new grill.....that one could be dangerous to use.

 

Been thinking about that, Al. Will take some doing to blow all the water out of the burners, lines, etc. May be less frustrating to buy a new one. This one is about 5 or 6 years old so still in decent shape.

 

I'm tellin' ya Al. One of those robot mowers would be the shiznits for you. Program it and it automatically mows the yard for you whenever you want it and then charges itself back up for the next time. All that's left is the trimming. If I had a smaller yard I'd get one in a heartbeat!